Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / <_Anarchy_> acf: maybe April 1 next \ | year slashdot needs to run "Rob Malda | | | | accepts new job as head of Debian | \ project" 8) / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;