Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / The wind doth taste so bitter sweet, \ | | | Like Jaspar wine and sugar, It must | | have blown through someone's feet, | | | | Like those of Caspar Weinberger. | | | \ -- P. Opus / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;