Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Your time is limited, so don't waste it \ | living someone else's life | | | \ -- Steve Jobs (1955-2011) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;