Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Mike: "The Fourth Dimension is a \ | shambles?" Bernie: "Nobody ever empties | | the ashtrays. People are SO | | inconsiderate." | | | \ -- Gary Trudeau, "Doonesbury" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;