Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Jim, it's Grace at the bank. I checked \ | your Christmas Club account. You don't | | have five-hundred dollars. You have | | fifty. Sorry, computer foul-up! | | | \ -- "The Rockford Files" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;