Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Vanilla, adj.: \ | | | Ordinary flavor, standard. See FLAVOR. | | When used of food, | | | | very often does not mean that the food | | is flavored with vanilla | | | | extract! For example, "vanilla-flavored | | won ton soup" (or simply | | | | "vanilla won ton soup") means ordinary | | won ton soup, as opposed to hot | | | \ and sour won ton soup. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;