Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / No animal should ever jump on the \ | dining room furniture unless absolutely | | certain he can hold his own in | | conversation. | | | \ -- Fran Lebowitz / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;