Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay __________________________________ / Alden's Laws: \ | | | (1) Giving away baby clothes and | | furniture is the major cause | | | | of pregnancy. | | | | (2) Always be backlit. | | | \ (3) Sit down whenever possible. / ---------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;