Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at \ | the office? A: You do all of the work | | and the fat guy in the suit | | | \ gets all the credit. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;