Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ## Signoff: insurgent (razzin' frazzin' \ \ motherfu... stupid directx...) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;