Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Q. Why is this so clumsy? A. The trick \ | is to use Perl's strengths rather than | | its weaknesses. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <8225@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;