Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we \ | endure the operation of life. | | | \ -- George Bernard Shaw / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;