Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Ancient Doctrine of Mind Over \ | Matter: | | | | I don't mind... and you don't matter. | | | | -- As revealed to reporter G. Rivera by | \ Swami Havabanana / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;