Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Entreprenuer, n.: \ | | | A high-rolling risk taker who would | | rather | | | | be a spectacular failure than a dismal | \ success. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;