Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Real World, The, n.: \ | | | 1. In programming, those institutions | | at which programming may be used in the | | same sentence as FORTRAN, COBOL, RPG, | | IBM, etc. 2. To programmers, the | | location of non-programmers and | | activities not related to programming. | | 3. A universe in which the standard | | dress is shirt and tie and in which a | | person's working hours are defined as 9 | | to 5. 4. The location of the status | | quo. 5. Anywhere outside a university. | | "Poor fellow, he's left MIT and gone | | into the real world." Used pejoratively | | by those not in residence there. In | | conversation, talking of someone who | | has entered the real world is not | \ unlike talking about a deceased person. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;