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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Real World, The, n.:                    \
|                                         |
| 1. In programming, those institutions   |
| at which programming may be used in the |
| same sentence as FORTRAN, COBOL, RPG,   |
| IBM, etc. 2. To programmers, the        |
| location of non-programmers and         |
| activities not related to programming.  |
| 3. A universe in which the standard     |
| dress is shirt and tie and in which a   |
| person's working hours are defined as 9 |
| to 5. 4. The location of the status     |
| quo. 5. Anywhere outside a university.  |
| "Poor fellow, he's left MIT and gone    |
| into the real world." Used pejoratively |
| by those not in residence there. In     |
| conversation, talking of someone who    |
| has entered the real world is not       |
\ unlike talking about a deceased person. /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;