Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Yes, I am a real piece of work. One \ | thing we learn at ULowell is | | | | how to flame useless hacking non-EE's | | like you. I am superior to you in | | | | every way by training and expertise in | | the technical field. Anyone can learn | | | | how to hack, but Engineering doesn't | | come nearly as easily. Actually, I'm | | | | not trying to offend all you CS majors | | out there, but I think EE is one of the | | | | hardest majors/grad majors to pass. | | Fortunately, I am making it." -- | | "Warrior Diagnostics" (wardiag@sky.COM) | | | | "Being both an EE and an asshole at the | | same time must be a terrible burden | | | | for you. This isn't really a flame, | | just a casual observation. Makes me | | | | glad I was a CS major, life is really | | pleasant for me. Have fun with your | | | | chosen mode of existence!" | | | | -- Jim Morrison | \ (morrisj@mist.cs.orst.edu) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;