Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Excusing bad programming is a shooting \ | offence, no matter _what_ the | | circumstances. | | | | -- Linus Torvalds, to the linux-kernel | \ list / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;