Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / ... Logically incoherent, semantically \ | incomprehensible, and legally ... | \ impeccable! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;