Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Give me the avowed, the erect, the \ | manly foe, Bold I can meet -- perhaps | | may turn his blow! But of all plagues, | | good Heaven, thy wrath can send, Save | | me, oh save me from the candid friend. | | | \ -- George Canning / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;