Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you wish women to love you, be \ | original; I know a man who wore fur | | boots summer and winter, and women fell | | in love with him. | | | \ -- Anton Chekhov / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;