Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Farewell we call to hearth and hall! \ | Though wind may blow and rain may fall, | | We must away ere break of day Far over | | wood and mountain tall. | | | | To Rivendell, where Elves yet dwell | | | | In glades beneath the misty fell, | | | | Through moor and waste we ride in | | haste, | | | | And whither then we cannot tell. | | | | With foes ahead, behind us dread, | | Beneath the sky shall be our bed, Until | | at last our toil be passed, Our journey | | done, our errand sped. | | | | We must away! We must away! | | | | We ride before the break of day! | | | \ -- J. R. R. Tolkien / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;