Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Kafka's Law: \ | | | In the fight between you and the world, | | back the world. | | | | -- Franz Kafka, "RS's 1974 Expectation | \ of Days" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;