Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Humanity has the stars in its future, \ | and that future is too important to be | | lost under the burden of juvenile folly | | and ignorant superstition. | | | \ -- Isaac Asimov / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;