Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It is clear that the individual who \ | persecutes a man, his brother, because | | he is not of the same opinion, is a | | monster. | | | \ -- Voltaire / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;