Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Small change can often be found under \ | seat cushions. | | | | -- One of Lazarus Long's most | \ penetrating insights / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;