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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 ________________________________________
/ Symptom: Floor swaying. Fault:         \
| Excessive air turbulence, perhaps due  |
| to air-hockey                          |
|                                        |
| game in progress. Action Required:     |
| Insert broom handle down back of       |
| jacket.                                |
|                                        |
| Symptom: Everything has gone dim,      |
| strange taste of peanuts               |
|                                        |
| and pretzels or cigarette butts in     |
| mouth. Fault: You have fallen forward. |
| Action Required: See above.            |
|                                        |
| Symptom: Opposite wall covered with    |
| acoustic tile and several              |
|                                        |
| flourescent light strips. Fault: You   |
| have fallen over backward. Action      |
| Required: If your glass is full and no |
| one is standing on your                |
|                                        |
| drinking arm, stay put. If not, get    |
| someone to help                        |
|                                        |
| you get up, lash yourself to bar.      |
|                                        |
\ -- Bar Troubleshooting                 /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;