Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Einstein argued that there must be \ | simplified explanations of nature, | | because God is not capricious or | | arbitrary. No such faith comforts the | | software engineer. | | | \ -- Fred Brooks, Jr. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;