Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The old complaint that mass culture is \ | designed for eleven-year-olds is of | | course a shameful canard. The key age | | has traditionally been more like | | fourteen. | | | \ -- Robert Christgau, "Esquire" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;