Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / To be beautiful is enough! if a woman \ | can do that well who should demand more | | from her? You don't want a rose to | | sing. | | | \ -- Thackeray / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;