Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Pain is a thing of the mind. The mind \ | can be controlled. | | | | -- Spock, "Operation -- Annihilate!" | \ stardate 3287.2 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;