Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Ernest asks Frank how long he has been \ | working for the company. | | | | "Ever since they threatened to fire | \ me." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;