Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Tell the truth or trump--but get the \ | trick. | | | | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's | \ Calendar" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;