Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / Hacker's Quicky #313: \ | | | Sour Cream -n- Onion Potato Chips | | | | Microwave Egg Roll | | | \ Chocolate Milk / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;