Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / When asked by an anthropologist what \ | the Indians called America before the | | white men came, an Indian said simply | | "Ours." | | | \ -- Vine Deloria, Jr. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;