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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Several years ago, an international     \
| chess tournament was being held in a    |
| swank hotel in New York. Most of the    |
| major stars of the chess world were     |
| there, and after a grueling day of      |
| chess, the players and their entourages |
| retired to the lobby of the hotel for a |
| little refreshment. In the lobby, some  |
| players got into a heated argument      |
| about who was the brightest, the        |
| fastest, and the best chess player in   |
| the world. The argument got quite loud, |
| as various players claimed that honor.  |
| At that point, a security guard in the  |
| lobby turned to another guard and       |
| commented, "If there's anything I just  |
| can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting   |
\ in an open foyer."                      /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;