Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I would gladly raise my voice in praise \ | of women, only they won't let me raise | | my voice. | | | \ -- Winkle / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;