Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Ask not what A Group of Employees can \ | do for you. But ask what can All | | Employees do for A Group of Employees." | | | \ -- Mike Dennison / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;