Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / No-one would remember the Good \ | Samaritan if he had only had good | | intentions. He had money as well. | | | \ -- Margaret Thatcher / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;