Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / ...the increased productivity fostered \ | by a friendly environment and quality | | tools is essential to meet ever | | increasing demands for software. | | | | -- M. D. McIlroy, E. N. Pinson and B. | \ A. Tague / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;