Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Success is relative: It is what we can \ | make of the mess we have made of | | things. | | | \ -- T. S. Eliot, "The Family Reunion" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;