Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Forgetfulness, n.: \ | | | A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in | | compensation for | | | \ their destitution of conscience. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;