Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The carbonyl is polarized, The delta \ | end is plus. The nucleophile will thus | | attack, The carbon nucleus. Addition | | makes an alcohol, Of types there are | | but three. It makes a bond, to | | correspond, From C to shining C. | | | | -- Prof. Frank Westheimer, to "America | \ the Beautiful" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;