Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /I wouldn't make it through 24 \ | hours before I'd be firing up the | | | | grill and slapping a few friends on the | | barbie. Why would you slap | \ friends with barbies, thats kinda kinky / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;