Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / I've already got a female to worry \ | about. Her name is the Enterprise. | | | | -- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver", | \ stardate 1514.0 / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;