Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / And tomorrow will be like today, only \ | more so. | | | \ -- Isaiah 56:12, New Standard Version / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;