Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ /If the user points the gun at \ | his foot and pulls the trigger, it | | | | is our job to ensure the bullet gets | \ where it's supposed to. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;