Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "There's only one kind of woman ..." \ | | | "Or man, for that matter. You either | | believe in yourself or you don't." | | | | -- Kirk and Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women", | \ stardate 1330.1 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;