Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Breathe deep the gathering gloom. Watch \ | lights fade from every room. Bed-sitter | | people look back and lament; another | | day's useless energies spent. | | | | Impassioned lovers wrestle as one. | | Lonely man cries for love and has none. | | New mother picks up and suckles her | | son. Senior citizens wish they were | | young. | | | | Cold-hearted orb that rules the night; | | Removes the colors from our sight. Red | | is grey and yellow white. But we decide | | which is real, and which is an | | illusion." | | | | -- The Moody Blues, "Days of Future | \ Passed" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;