Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Lizzie Borden took an axe, And plunged \ | it deep into the VAX; Don't you envy | | people who Do all the things ___YOU | \ want to do? / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;