Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Marvelous! The super-user's going to \ | boot me! What a finely tuned response | \ to the situation! / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;